Jim: Harry, where is my cup?
Harry: sorry, I broke it....
Jim: ok, where is the sofa?
Harry: I sold it.
Jim: and where is money?
Harry: I bought tickets for football match.
Jim: But I don't like football.
Harry: it's ok, I have already called my girlfriend.
Dad: how was the first day of school?
Son: not bad.
Dad: what interesting happened?
Son: ya, teacher said that my painting is bad.
Son: she said that I painted nothing.
Dad: can you show me it?
Dad: but what did you paint?
Son: a cat with fish.
Dad: and where they are?
Son: cat has eaten the fish and gone away....