Нужно два анекдота на английском языке! не пошлых, на урок надо


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A popular joke tells how Elvis himself entered one of the big look-alike competition... and came third
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat.

Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away.

"What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse.

"Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language.
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
я тебе отправляла анектоды