a) what teachers do: ask
clever questions, answer silly questions, discuss different problems, explain
dull grammar rules, be very polite, give bad marks.
b) what pupils do: give nicknames, read
detective stories in the lesson, draw funny pictures on the blackboard, listen
to a walkman in the lesson, enjoy learning English, work hard, learn poems
by heart, have holidays many times a year, talk loudly during the break, do
homework every day, copy long sentences, get good marks, be very polite.