РЕБЯТА, ПОМОГИЕТ СРОЧНО, КАК ЭТО ЧИТАЕТСЯ РУССКИМИ БУКВАМИ Я НЕ ДАВНО ПЕРЕШЛА НА АНГЛИЙСКИЙ!!!!! ПОЖАЛУЙСТА. СПАСИБО ЗАРАНЕЕ!
A Way Out
A French student decided to go to London during his summer vacation. He thought:" I know English a little and people will understand me"
Once he spent a morning in the British Museum and felt tired and hungry. He decided to have a cup of tea and some eggs in the nearest restaurant. He went in and sat down at the table. The waiter came up to him and asked him what he wanted.
The student could not order what he wanted because he didn't know the English word for "eggs". What to do? Then he noticed a magazine on the table. There was a cockerel on its cover. He showed the picture to the waiter.
"How do you call this?" he asked.
"A rooster, sir," answered the waiter.
"And what do you call a rooster's wife?" was the next questions.
"A hen, sir."
"And what do you call hen's children?"
"And what do you xall chickens before they are born?"
"Very well. Now bring me three eggs and a cup of tea, please!"