Sorry, I have to go. My reletives ask me to help them. I knew that I have to buy some food but my reletives really needs me. They just get to Motel and i got to help them with bags. Please go shopping by yourself. I'll be back in two hours. You need to buy one pount of potatos, twenty four eggs, one bottle of oil, and big chiken. Money for all that staff you'll find in my car. My car parked on Times Squre. Keys you'll get when bring to my budy money that locates under my bad. So take my car and go shopping. Soryy old pal. I'll do anything for you if you'll do that I worte in thet note. Good Luck!
Вроде как-то так)
Но тут могут быть ошибки)
Если что тебе нужно было написать записку своему товарищу по комнате в общаге что бы тот сходил вместо тебя в магазин.
Тут есть все пункты и немного доброго юмора.